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Congrats to the University of Central Florida Knights (UCF), the 2018 NCAA Football Champions.

What’s that? You heard that the championship game is next Monday night between Georgia and Alabama? Well, that’s what the committee wants you to believe, but I’m on the Dan Le Batard bandwagon with this and believe that the champion has already been crowned.

UCF has the resume of a champion, and if the Championship committee chose their participants based on records, instead of favoritism, conference, and ratings, there would be no doubts that UCF would be there.

  • 13-0 record at the end of the season — The only undefeated team in the Nation
    Teams that made the playoffs had two losses or didn’t even make their conference championships
  • Beat Auburn in a Bowl game…a team that had beat two other playoff teams
  • UCFs Quarterback McKenzie Milton was 8th in Heisman voting
  • They have a player, Shaquem Griffin, who plays with one hand and still gets his share of sacks and interceptions

They added the playoffs a few years ago, which made it a little more fair…but the system clearly needs some more improvement.

Dave Chappelle is back for a final 2-part Netflix special, dealing with politics, racism, and sexual harassment in Hollywood, and there’s hard to find someone as funny on the stage these days as Chappelle.

I respect everyone. Except the Amish people. cause they are the only ones I can say clearly: Their God is wrong.

One part stand-up comedy, the other a frank speech to the people about how life comes at you fast and need to deal with it, as well as what happened to him that led him to flee to South Africa.

A common misconception about me and DC is that I’m from the hood. I’m not, but I never bothered to correct anybody, because I wanted the streets to embrace me.

From start to finish he brings the truth and humor, and no group is safe from his attacks, including referencing the transgender backlash from his previous special.

As a policy, I never feel bad for anything I say up here.

Dave is great and funny in the first, funny and serious in the second, and this duet of comedic stand-ups from Chappelle are the top that the genre has to offer and gets an 8.5 out of 10.

That Harvey Weinstein stuff could happen to anyone. It could happen to me.
‘Yes Mr. Weinstein, I’m here for my 3AM reading.’

Here is my list of Top Songs of 2017. And after last years terrible year of music, this year overflowed with good songs and I went with Top 20, so enjoy some good music from this year!

Thanks to all those that played our guessing game, with the winner correctly identifying all 20 songs, just not in their correct locations!!
The list is simple enough…the only restriction is that it needed to be released in 2017 and I generally won’t repeat an artist twice in the Top 10, although this year some were repeated as a featured artist.


20. Hard Times by Paramore

Hard times, gonna make you wonder why you even try
Hard times, gonna take you down and laugh when you cry
These lives, and I still don’t know how I even survive
Hard times, hard times
And I gotta get to rock bottom, oof!


19. Malibu by Miley Cyrus

We are just like the waves that flow back and forth
Sometimes I feel like I’m drowning
And you’re there to save me
And I wanna thank you with all of my heart
It’s a brand new start
A dream come true in Malibu


18. No Promises by Cheat Codes feat. Demi Lovato

Oh na na, just be careful, na na
Love ain’t simple, na na
Promise me no promises


17. Good Old Days by Macklemore feat. Kesha

I wish somebody would have told me, babe
That someday, these will be the good old days
All the love you won’t forget
And all these reckless nights you won’t regret
‘Cause someday soon, your whole life’s gonna change
You’ll miss the magic of the good old days


16. Let Me Go by Hailee Steinfeld and Alesso feat. Florida Georgia Line

I’ve been hoping somebody loves you in the ways I couldn’t
Somebody’s taking care of all of the mess I’ve made
Someone you don’t have to change
I’ve been hoping
Someone will love you, let me go


15. Talking To Myself by Linkin Park
With the loss of Chester Bennington this year it would’ve been really hard to leave them completely off this list, and this song has made it’s way up the list slowly.

The truth is, you turn into someone else
You keep running like the sky is falling
I can whisper, I can yell
But I know, yeah I know, yeah I know
I’m just talking to myself


14. Don’t Blame Me by Taylor Swift

Don’t blame me, love made me crazy
If it doesn’t, you ain’t doin’ it right
Lord, save me, my drug is my baby
I’ll be usin’ for the rest of my life


13. Havana by Camila Cabello
I fully expect 2018 to be a huge year for Camila.

I knew it when I met him
I loved him when I left him
Got me feelin’ like
Oooh-oooh-ooh, and then I had to tell him
I had to go


12. Issues by Julia Michaels

‘Cause I got issues, but you got ’em too
So give ’em all to me and I’ll give mine to you
Bask in the glory, of all our problems
‘Cause we got the kind of love it takes to solve ’em
Yeah, I got issues
And one of them is how bad I need you


11. Legends by Kelsea Ballerini

We were crazy
Tragic and epic and so amazing
I’ll always wear the crown that you gave me
We will always stay lost in forever
And they’ll remember
We were legends


10. What About Us by Pink

What about all the times you said you had the answers?
What about all the broken happy ever afters?
What about all the plans that ended in disaster?
Oh, what about love? What about trust?
What about us?


9. The Cure by Lady Gaga

If I can’t find the cure, I’ll
I’ll fix you with my love
No matter what you know, I’ll
I’ll fix you with my love
And if you say you’re okay
I’m gonna heal you anyway
Promise I’ll always be there
Promise I’ll be the cure


8. Stay by Zedd feat. Alessia Cara

All you have to do is stay a minute
Just take your time
The clock is ticking, so stay
All you have to do is wait a second
Your hands on mine
The clock is ticking, so stay


7. Sorry Not Sorry by Demi Lovato

Baby, fineness is the way to kill
Tell me how it feel, bet it’s such a bitter pill
And yeah I know, you thought you had bigger, better things
Bet right now this stings
‘Cause the grass is greener under me
Bright as Technicolor, I can tell that you can see
And yeah, I know how bad it must hurt to see me like this
But it gets worse


6. It Ain’t Me by Kygo feat Selena Gomez

Who’s gonna walk you
Through the dark side of the morning?
Who’s gonna rock you
When the sun won’t let you sleep?
Who’s waking up to drive you home
When you’re drunk and all alone?
Who’s gonna walk you
Through the dark side of the morning?


5. Something Just Like This by Coldplay and The Chainsmokers

But she said, where’d you wanna go?
How much you wanna risk?
I’m not looking for somebody
With some superhuman gifts
Some superhero
Some fairytale bliss
Just something I can turn to
Somebody I can kiss


4. Praying by Kesha

You brought the flames and you put me through hell
I had to learn how to fight for myself
And we both know all the truth I could tell
I’ll just say this is I wish you farewell


3. At My Best by Machine Gun Kelly feat. Hailee Steinfeld

I shout, I swear, I get angry, I get scared
I fall, I break, I mess up, I make mistakes
But if you can’t take me at my worst
You don’t deserve me at my best


2. Symphony by Clean Bandit feat. Zara Larsson

And now your song is on repeat
And I’m dancin’ on to your heartbeat
And when you’re gone, I feel incomplete
So, if you want the truth…
I just wanna be part of your symphony
Will you hold me tight and not let go?
Symphony
Like a love song on the radio
Will you hold me tight and not let go?


1. Castle on the Hill by Ed Sheeran
This song entered the “Top Songs” list on January 6th, and almost 360 days have passed since and no one was able to knock it off of it’s castle on the hill…although some have tried!

And I’m on my way, I still remember
These old country lanes
When we did not know the answers
And I miss the way you make me feel, it’s real
We watched the sunset over the castle on the hill

A brief list of things I am looking forward to in 2018.

March

Ready Player One – Spielberg is tackling this sci-fi, which looks promising

Jessica Jones – The best standalone Marvel series, as The Defenders may have pushed past it, returns with Krysten Ritter and maybe even the phenomenal David Tennant as Killgrave?

May

A Star Is Born – Bradley Cooper directs and stars alongside Lady Gaga in this questionable film

June

Ocean’s 8 – The all-female version of the Ocean’s movie, lead by Sandra Bullock, is a shot in the dark at remaking an amazing series

Incredibles 2 – One of the more popular Pixar families returns as Jack-Jack plays with his new powers

September

Robin Hood – Sherwood Forest is now being run by Taron Egerton as Robinhood, after his success in The Kingsman, alongside star Jamie Foxx

November

X-Men: Dark Phoenix – The darkest X-Men movie in a long time, has Jean Grey coming of age

Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald – The Harry Potter spin-off hits the second stage of the trilogy, and if the first one was any indication, this one should be fantastic

Unknown Dates

A Series of Unfortunate Events – Neil Patrick Harris outshone Jim Carrey’s version by a longshot, and it’ll continue this year on Netflix

Untitled/Undated Albums

Cam – The Burning House star is set to release a new album in 2018

Alessia Cara – Twice she’s been in my Top 10 songs of the year lists, so I expect big things from this album

Sports Illustrated is bowing to the weak-minded and dumb Americans that this country has become overrun with…or they are just using them as an excuse for budget cuts.

But regardless the real reason, the magazine will be switching to a bi-weekly publication in January, and will only publish 26-issues in 2018.

Their reasoning:

We’ve heard from many subscribers that it’s difficult to keep up with a weekly magazine, that you wouldn’t mind more time to absorb each issue.

Are you kidding me?! For 63 years the magazine came out every week, minus special issues and people read it from cover-to-cover. Now, thanks to budget cuts, suddenly the American people are too stupid to “absorb 50 pages of sports in a week”.

The magazine says that each issue will be using heavier/richer pages, giving it a more “Premium reading experience that you deserve”, and they will be focusing more on their double-issues, which include previews for sports seasons, and issues focusing on “food, fashion, and the future of sports”.

Food and fashion? Seems like a good internet topic where you can post lots of pictures…or turn your magazine into all pictures, so that Americans don’t need to absorb all those big words.

When last we saw the Peaky Blinders, things were looking like they had big changes coming amongst the family.

The thing that is great about Peaky Blinders, a BBC show that pops up on Netflix in America, is that despite only 6-episodes per season, they pack a huge punch into that short period of time. And Season 4 is no exception.

After Arthur (Paul Anderson) killed Vincente Changretta last year, the Italians are coming back for revenge, led by Adrien Brody as Luca, and they are hunting down the disbanded Blinders, who must come together to protect themselves.
Cillian Murphy reprises his role as Tommy, the head of the Blinders, but its some of the other family members that shine through this year, with Lizzie (Natasha O’Keefe) and Ada Thorne (Sophie Rundle) standing out.
Other big names include the return of Tom Hardy is Alfie and the introduction of GOTs Aidan Gillen as Aberama Gold.

As far as I can tell this show continues to be underrated and underhyped, and retains its 9.5 out of 10.

These lists are always subjective, but here are what I see as the Top Sports Moments of 2017:

11. Boxing vs UFC
Floyd Money Mayweather, the boxer, faced off and outlasted Conor McGregor, the UFC champion, in an epic fight that went exactly how everyone expected it would.

10. USMNT
For the first time since 1986, the US Men’s National Team failed to qualify for the World Cup.
A disappointing loss to Trinidad and Tobago capped off a poor showing by the US Men under coach Bruce Arena, who was promptly fired.

9. Aaron Judge
The New York Yankees weren’t supposed to do anything this year, as they were in a “rebuilding process”. But Home Run Derby champion Aaron Judge helped turn them around, breaking the record for most home runs by a rookie, and leading the American League in homers. He would also win the Rookie of the Year Award.
Before the year was out, the National League home run leader and MVP, Giancarlo Stanton, would head to the Bronx to try and team up for a World Series.
I spoke a bit about Judge earlier this year.

8. The Masters
Sergio Garcia picked up his first Green Jacket, and first major championship win, at Augusta National.

7. Russell Westbrook
Russell Westbrook may have been ditched by Kevin Durant, but he showed that he is the true star in Oklahoma City.
Westbrook won the MVP Award in a season that saw him average a triple-double (in Points, Rebounds, and Assists), and beat Oscar Robertson’s 55-year-old record of 41 triple-doubles in a season.

6. Clemson takes the Championship
Scoring in the final seconds was the theme of 2017, and Clemson started it off with a Touchdown to beat Alabama for the NCAA Championship.

5. NHL and NBA
The Pittsburgh Penguins won the Stanley Cup, over the surprising Nashville Predators, and the Golden State Warriors won another championship over the Cleveland Cavaliers (deja vu), and Durant took home the MVP award.

4. The Opens
The Williams sisters have been fighting for Championships for years, and before Serena went on maternity leave, missing the rest of the 2017 Opens, she beat up on Venus for the Australian Open.
Meanwhile, at the French Open, Rafael Nadal won his 10th Open, becoming the first man to win double-digits.
And then to top it all off the US Women made up the final four at the US Open, even without Serena, as Sloane Stephens beat Madison Keys for the title.

Sept 9, 2017; New York, NY, USA;
Sloan Stephens of the USA after beating Madison Keys of the USA in the Women’s Final in Ashe Stadium at the USTA Billie Jean King National Tennis Center. Mandatory Credit: Robert Deutsch-USA TODAY Sports

3. Auto Racing
Kurt Busch won his first Daytona 500, but I think the bigger story was his crew chief, Tony Gibson. Gibson has been around the pits since the 1980s, but this was his first Daytona 500 win in what turned out to be his final season on the road.
Martin Truex Jr. would win the Monster Energy Cup on the year, which was Dale Earnhardt Jr.’s final one on the track.
Meanwhile, in Indianapolis, Takuma Sato won the 101st Indy 500.

2. Super Bowl Epic Comeback
Down 28-3 the New England Patriots showed why they are the Dynasty that’s been ruling the NFL for the last 16 years, coming back and beating the Atlanta Falcons 34-28 in Overtime of Super Bowl LI.

1. Astros Win the World Series
The Houston Astros winning the World Series for the first time in franchise history should be enough to have them on this list, as they beat the Los Angeles Dodgers in 7 Games.
But it was Game 5 that makes this the best sports moment of the year.
The Top 2 pitchers started this game, and both got roughed up early. And this game was back and forth the whole way.
The Astros were down 4-0 going into the bottom of the fourth, before tying it at 4 in that inning. Los Angeles scored 3 runs in the fifth, and the Astros got them back in the bottom of the inning.
Los Angeles took an 8-7 lead in the 7th, and Houston took their first lead in the bottom of that inning, scoring four and going up 11-8.
But after trading runs in the 8th, Los Angeles scored 3 more in the ninth, sending the game to extra innings, and the Astros finished it off in the 10th, winning 13-12.
See the video and read all about it here.

2K has been working on the NBA for years, and despite a few years ago being a failure, the franchise has rebounded nicely, and this years MyCareer mode is truly one of the best that any sports franchise has done.
EA Sports, who recently rejuvenated their NBA Live series, has been delving into story modes with FIFA and Madden, and their story modes have been fairly scripted. While this is very enjoyable, and really changes the landscapes of sports games, 2K has kicked it up to another level.

For starters, they added a full Neighborhood for you to wander around, GTA style, and go about your NBA life in between games. Things included in the neighborhood:

  • My Court – This is your home, complete with a basketball court to invite your NBA friends over and shoot around
  • Team Practice Facility – Head here to practice with your teammates and run drills
  • Gatorade Training Facility – From bench presses to sprints you can do all sorts of workouts to help build up your player, and gain “Gatorade Power” to help with your stamina in upcoming games
  • VS Sports Management – Your agent’s office, which is where those fat paychecks and mega deals come rolling in
  • Mini Games – Little half courts throughout town for King of the Court and Dunk-offs
  • Stores – Need new gear for on and off the court? New looks from head to toe?
    From tattoo parlors to barbershops and the NBA Store to Newsstands the town is full of ways to spend money
  • 2K Store – Arcade hoops game, trivia, and a daily NBA Pick-Em all give you more ways to have in-game fun not playing NBA game
  • The Playground – Pickup ball with the internet…your old-school Multiplayer mode on the streets

And then there’s the story itself. From teaming up with “veteran Shammy Wells”, to dealing with your annoying roommate B-Fresh, your family and friends surround you the entire way as you go from the streets to an All-Star, and vying for those minutes on the floor.

One of the weird things I find is that while I am playing on 5-minute quarters, all the other rookies that I’m competing with for awards are playing full 48-minute games…and there’s no way that I can see to even that playing field.

Overall the MyCareer will get a 9 out of 10, and I’ve been playing this one for weeks already.

 

Amazons newest release has finally started shipping, and the Echo Button is there for gamers and bored people alike.

The Buttons come in a two pack, for $20, and can light up a multitude of colors, allowing you to have all sorts of party games.

The biggest push from them is the new “Trivial Pursuit Tap”, a series of questions from the six wedge categories, and the players buzz in when they think they know the answer.
The first person to get six correct answers and then get their seventh correct (like heading to the middle in a standard game), wins it all, and it allows 2+ players, so you are only limited by how many buttons you have!

Another game they have is “Beat The Intro”, which is an absolute waste of time. The point of the game is to guess the missing song lyrics…hitting the Button just advances to the next song, and they never give you a chance to answer. Instead, you just hold onto your answer and they tell you the correct lyrics at the end.

One complaint I have about the buttons is that the lights are way too bright and actually hurt the eyes to look at.

But for the sake of gaming, and the potential the buttons present, the buttons are a great stocking stuffer!

One of my favorite parts of driving in San Diego was the traffic patterns and the way their traffic lights flow. If NYC could implement some of these it would make driving just a tad easier in a city full of crazy TLC drivers.

  • Traffic lights that change for traffic – Between sensors in the streets and traffic cameras, the lights change when there are cars waiting and no one else is in sight.
    Sitting at a light, and there’s no one coming in any direction is a real pain when driving around at 3AM…or even during the day…so when you pull up to the light, the sensors know you are there, and if there’s no traffic in any other direction, it’ll change the lights so that you can go.
    The one downside to this method is when you are half a block away from a light that recently turned green, it may turn to red fairly quickly if cars are waiting to go in the other directions, leading you to have to wait long periods of times before the cycle comes back to you.
    Despite this, I think the pros outweigh the cons.
  • Alternating lights at a merge — During heavy traffic times (such as rush hour) merge lanes can be a real pain to navigate, between cars that just won’t give an inch, and others that are just not pushy enough to get in causing everyone behind them to get stuck.
    The solution is simple enough: Add a red/green light at the merge point, which allows one or two cars per green light before switching lanes. While this sounds like it would slow things down, it actually makes the merge much simpler, and when people obey the lights traffic flow is much better.
    A few places in NYC that can use this:

    • Hugh L. Carey/Brooklyn Battery Tunnel entrance, where they merge right before the entrance
    • Prospect Expressway: Exit 1 for Hamilton Avenue
    • Brooklyn Bridge Exit to the BQE

The second of these ideas is fairly cheaper to implement, but both would help move NYC just a big faster.